He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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