Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Randomize
