is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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