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  just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny

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• At least you used a condom. That's exactly how the Bananas in Pajamas were concieved

  Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Feb 22, 11 at 1:28pm

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  • Best. Reply. EVER. <3 Bananas in Pajamas!

    Submitted by ohhyeahh69 on Feb 23, 11 at 11:00pm

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• I am strangly arroused that someone can shove something in your vag and you didn't wake up...

  Submitted by subcool on Feb 22, 11 at 1:43pm

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• this shit is bananas b.a.n.a.n.a.s.

  Submitted by dudeimshawn on Feb 22, 11 at 4:41pm

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• Quit sleeping with monkeys.

  Submitted by ItsmeSpeedyG on Feb 22, 11 at 3:36pm

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• I hate it when that happens.

  Submitted by HyperCannonDude on Feb 22, 11 at 1:57pm

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• Damn I was going to eat that.

  Submitted by captainC on Feb 22, 11 at 6:32pm

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• If they were trying to be funny they would have shoved it in your ass.

  Submitted by elpintogrande on Feb 22, 11 at 9:51pm

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• Coulda been worse, coulda been a pineapple lol

  Submitted by Chesticles on Feb 23, 11 at 12:58am

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• Captain.. Were you gonna eat her or the banana?

  Submitted by 2144571774 on Feb 22, 11 at 9:24pm

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• How do you not wake up when that is being done?! This girl has issues....

  Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 22, 11 at 2:47pm

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• i AM the banana queen!

  Submitted by Thepresident on Feb 22, 11 at 6:14pm

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• Takes the whole wake up by being fucked fantasy to a new level with this chick lol win

  Submitted by tipsyseattlegirl on Feb 22, 11 at 2:57pm

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• The reason she didn't wake up is likely that she was passed out drunk. Or just that she's a super heavy sleeper. My roommate has slept through fire alarms and her boyfriend carrying her from the car up the stairs to her bed. Definitely possible!

  Submitted by firefly28 on Feb 22, 11 at 6:32pm

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• @firefly28 thank you so much for the explanation.

  Submitted by paracaidista on Feb 22, 11 at 7:37pm

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• Maybe she's got H.D.D.A.H. Syndrome? Hot-Dog down a hallway!

  Submitted by 2144571774 on Feb 22, 11 at 9:26pm

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• couldve been worse... it couldve been an unpeeled cucumber

  Submitted by zomfgdrew on Feb 23, 11 at 12:30am

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• sweet..

  Submitted by Green1 on Feb 22, 11 at 6:49pm

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• Hahahahahah! I love elpintogrande's comment!

  Submitted by alliehoward on Mar 23, 11 at 10:15pm

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• HOW is anyone not thinking: "how loose of a vag does she have that a soft banana would slide in halfway?" Holy shit.

  Submitted by hsm531 on Feb 23, 11 at 12:37am

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  • Probably because some of us know that if you buy a banana before it's ripe they are pretty hard. Bananas only get really soft and mushy in their rotten stages.

    Submitted by Nightshade on Feb 23, 11 at 10:43am

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    • are you saying that a hard banana would be less noticeable? lol

      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 24, 11 at 3:27pm

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• No, smashedface, that's what usually happens.

  Submitted by 403forbidden on Feb 22, 11 at 1:37pm

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• Sooooo... You gonna finish that?

  Submitted by failtacular on Feb 23, 11 at 11:25am

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• For some reason I pictured this as ke$ha. Ew.

  Submitted by princesspesa on Feb 23, 11 at 8:14pm

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• Sorry, but it would have slid out. I call fail.

  Submitted by Michguy on Feb 23, 11 at 12:52am

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• It is called sexual assault.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 24, 11 at 3:09am

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• Weird

  Submitted by smashedface on Feb 22, 11 at 1:27pm

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• Fuck, I love this shit doggy.

  Submitted by ashlua on Feb 22, 11 at 9:19pm

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• I'd actually kind of hope that was a joke, because if not, the curiosity of how that got there would forever haunt me.

  Submitted by ambrady on Feb 25, 11 at 11:33pm

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• i still don't understand why someone would want to willingly use a banana with a condom on instead of it being a joke...

  Submitted by 1run4fun on Feb 22, 11 at 1:30pm

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• nice. that's all i have to say.

  Submitted by lovemebitch97 on Feb 22, 11 at 11:11pm

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• "hey! banana ass!" -- Dennis Reynolds

  Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 24, 11 at 3:26pm

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• I tried to do that to my gf once, but the dildo kept sliding out again.

  Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Mar 4, 11 at 11:09am

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• Thank you speedyg

  Submitted by janesaddiction on Feb 23, 11 at 12:13am

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• 214...haha, well neither now...

  Submitted by captainC on Feb 22, 11 at 11:43pm

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• STFU bitch! I did you a favor!

  Submitted by ohyaaa on Mar 4, 11 at 12:46am

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• That explains how the hotdog are disappearing from the fridge too!!!!!

  Submitted by Meatballz on Mar 22, 11 at 6:45pm

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• Didn't wake up? Don’t see how that's possible.

  Submitted by texas2newyork on Feb 22, 11 at 2:15pm

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