don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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