You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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