do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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