So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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