Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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