yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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