CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm both gender and math confused
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
