very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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