am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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