2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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