STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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