There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I puked a lego.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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