No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
