Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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