Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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