Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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