What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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