I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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