I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
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This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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