Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
love makes seman taste better
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
All I want is dick and wine.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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