This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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