apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
