Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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