I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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