U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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