i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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