VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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