I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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