Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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