I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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