I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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