therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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