Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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