ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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