Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
My bed is full of blood and feathers
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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