As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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