Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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