you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
