i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
tell me about the eggs
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