oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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