It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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