It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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