Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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