doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Will you blow on my dice?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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