you guys were way drunker than both of me
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
