Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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