Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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