Sry I called you an 8
Where is the hickey?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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