SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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