I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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