Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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